Why I Would Never Have Nonconsensual Sex with Jack Black - Guest Essayist - Opinion

Jack Black. An American musician and actor with quite the repertoire, he really can do it all. With a resume that includes classics such as Kung Fu Panda, School of Rock, Nacho Libre, and Jumanji, not to mention his work in the band Tenacious D, he really can do it all.

Standing at an admirable 5'6, there aren't many people who walk the earth attracted to men who could turn down his magnetism. (Source pictured below)

However, to state something that all respectable people would agree upon, consent is important. That's why I, as a writer, an academic, and above all a human, would NEVER have sex with Jack Black without consent.

And I hope you wouldn't either.